

And Then Stuff HappenedAnd Then Stuff Happened: An Exercise In RetardationAnd Then Stuff Happened
Elly was feeling emo. Very, very emo.Very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very emo. Times a hundred percent. Andrew had just dumped her in favor of June. Elly had no reason why. After all, she was the one who half the horny teenage male Bonus Stage fans lusted after! She had even begun to wonder if June was actually a hermaphrodite. In any case, Elly was extremely emo and sad and other adjectives to describe depression.
She decided that she couldn't take it anymore. So Elly walked over to a conveniently located cliff and stood at the edge, won
Tinkerbell
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Ohh it's just a short time before my unbanning!
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Ngh.
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And your face just drops in a pile of flesh,
And then your heart, heart pounds,
Till it pumps in death,
Prime directive, exterminate,
Whatever stands left.
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Ngh.
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Ngh.
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Ngh.
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